Monday 16 April 2012

"Pure Imagination "

How being creative gives you the perfect 'in' to enjoying the history of Oita.
In Tsurusaki, a modest suburb to the north east of Oita station, there lies an old school. The wooden, two-storey remains of an old Boarding School, to be exact.

Stumbling upon the place last year with my friend and the three elderly Japanese members of her English conversation circle, we marched straight to the museum, like proper tourists. It boasted many interesting relics such as writings, pottery, and photos of the formidable headmaster. But, missing from its collection, unfortunately for me, were any in-depth explanations in English beyond “Rice Bowl (1798)”. Unperturbed by this however, and pestering our Japanese companions for extra details, we approached the school building.

On the lower floor (with a ceiling that even an averagely tall foreigner would have to duck to avoid) was a tatami room with a dual-purpose as dining room and bedroom. Drafty and candlelit, furnished with low tables for mealtimes, it was joined by a rickety ladder, up which these same tables would be hefted to serve as desks, which led to the second floor “classroom”.

It was this striking notion, of the young charges, from the age of 8 years old, eating, sleeping and learning together in this monastic building that first captured my interest so strongly. Boarding schools, after all, have found their way into countless pieces of English Literature throughout history; just look at Harry Potter.

The interesting practical uses of the building aside, something was still not clear. Why devote a museum to it? What made it special, and, crucially, why we the helpful guides leading us around with such gleeful trepidation and excitement?

Well, what made it special was this. This was a school for the sons of SAMURAI: the sword wielding, Camelot-esque, noble warriors of Japan’s much romanticised pre-industrial period.

Now my impression of samurai is as romantic as they come. But my impression on that day was also uninformed. I understood that the samurai defending Kyushu were more than just warriors: they were noblemen and loyal servants to their local Shogun. I also had the strong impressions that warring factions constantly overthrew each other, and that being a samurai was dangerous and violent work.  And armed thus with my guesswork, I began to ponder. Perhaps this danger was the reason that samurai sent their sons to this safe haven, or perhaps they didn't trust their wives, or… or, perhaps I was letting my imagination run away with me…

But wait one second! What was this? Upon entering the third on-site building, the schoolmaster’s house, our guide told us to wait a moment and promptly scuttled away. A moment later, a near-imperceptible scuffing sound, and there he was, hanging out gargoyle-like from a previously invisible partition above our heads. 'I am ninja!' he exclaimed with glee, 'now I can jump and kill you, if you like?'

A window for ninjas! Quite the bold and surprising claim! But apparently the schoolmaster would regularly offer invitations to tea for those people who he thought were trying to assassinate him (happens to me all the time). These potential assassins would of course say yes, either because they were assassins, or because they just thought he was being neighbourly. Ultimately, as they entered the back door, the secret ninja would pounce and it would be curtains.

But, perhaps there's as much truth in these stories as if I were to say that it was the ghosts of schoolboys who took me on the tour. Perhaps, for example, the boys were the sons of samurai, but not as I would have them. A little research has taught me that during the Edo Period, samurai increasingly became courtiers, bureaucrats, and administrators, rather than warriors.

So maybe the ninja window was just a laundry cupboard, and our Japanese guides were embellishing. But why shouldn't they? At every sight in every other city in the world, enthusiastic tour guides are boldly leaping and dancing down the streets in front of groups of visitors, spouting their glorious half-truths. This is exactly the style of marketing that Kyoto has made phenomenally good use of for years. The 'Philosopher's' Walk, 'Spectacles' Bridge, the 'pleasure' quarters of Gion all ignite an irresistible imagery which transports the tourist back in time. Few counties trade so strongly on the glamour and mystery of their past as Japan and my native England, and perhaps that's why I have never before been such an enthusiastic sight-seer. If you do get a chance, I urge you to visit all of the unlikeliest places in Oita, but please take my advice: ignore the official rubric, close your eyes, and get lost in your own story.

FACTS
The Mori Kusou Memorial Hall
Born in 1797 and active in both the Edo period and the later Meiji Era, Mori was a Confucian Scholar and educator. The school was home to between 481- 890 pupils during its lifespan. The present-day facility was established to commemorate the great achievements of this local hero.
毛利空想記念館
大分市鶴崎381番地の1
097-534-6111
見学時間:9.00ー16.30
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This article originally appeared in the Oita International Plaza 'Tombo' Newsletter, Dec 2011

Tuesday 27 March 2012

Blog 3: The Big Annual Meeting.

It’s the end of another academic year, but the closing of one door heralds the coming of a rare event, the school’s AGM.

This is a chance for us ALT wunderkind to witness the sports teachers dressing like Premier League football managers (in that they wear tracksuits every day, so when they wear suits it's as though they're on trial for match-fixing) and to give a context for the important work that we do.

I say chance. It’s worth pointing out that we are not invited to attend this meeting, and that we are faintly discouraged from doing so. But as anyone can attest, I am very contrary, and 150 teachers playing hard to get makes me salivate even more than just the 15 I work with directly doing it.

We arrive. There are no chairs left. Not just for us: a couple of other teachers are also standing forlornly at the back, waiting for someone to tell them how to deal with this horror. I put some chairs out, loudly. No-one turns to look. Damn.

So, who’s here? Well, it’s clear that the part-time teachers are conspicuously absent. If we are, in fact, in the same category as them, then they should give us 3 days off a week too! Ha ha! However, there is some rare wildlife. The orchestra leader has been roused from his usual nap-spot behind the timpani, and the small hairy teacher in the Aran Island knit sweaters (I have NO idea what he does) is cutting his nails at the back. All present and correct, let’s begin.

08:50

I’m offered a white form. “It’s ok” I say, graciously (I hope) “読めません” This is either “I can’t read it” as I intend, or perhaps “Piss off, I’m not going to read that”. “そうかな?” says the puzzled Jimushou lady, so I’m still none the wiser as to which answer I gave her.

The general gist of the various speeches that make up the meeting is to go through your list of achievements in as hurried a way as possible, illustrated by dry graphs printed onto brown recycled paper, the visual equivalent of an oat biscuit. Staff meetings in my life have been few and far between, mainly because of my past six jobs, three have been in theatres. At my last, we used to sit in comfy chairs in the bar whenever the mood took us, trying to out-humour each other and eating many many shortbread fingers.

09.15

Maybe we should be less critical of the way kids murmur and fuss during assemblies in both Japan and the UK, and I’m sure in the rest of the world (except perhaps China, eek.) There is not a single physical sign of life amongst these teachers. This is, sure, in part, politeness, but also, tiredness. We should be jealous that the kids still have the energy to fidget.

It’s at this point that I realise that the only teachers sitting in the chairs at the back are ‘outsiders’. Myself, my esteemed Canadian colleague, the much-fancied and highly-revered soccer coach, who is Korean (and plays on his i-pad for the duration, mainly you-tube videos of his own saxophone concerts, with the volume on...) and one of the 事務賞, who is very lovely but essentially a secretary who wants to go back to her cosy office with the sofas and the Nespresso machine, and who does just that 30 minutes in. There is also a senior member of staff- the school’s head of marketing and PR, who is always too busy to stay in one place for long and needs to be near the door in case one of his smarphones rings.

09.32

Hold the phones! I just understood several sentences in sequence! There is a 2,800円 retainer that all the kids are meant to pay, but only 30% do. “I know it’s stressful,” this teacher says, his perfect bald head gleaming, “but of course do your best to collect it.” Are they kidding? It’s a private school! The fees are astronomical, if they added it on, no-one would even notice.

09.41

Now the hot, young, ball-breaker teacher is talking. She mispronounces some word or misremembers some fact and is corrected. Male teachers at the back, where they are safely out of view, smirk. They definitely fancy her; she even gets a little clap at the end of her speech about figures.

09.45

Time is whizzing by! The gruff baseball coach is speaking. I’m starting to get chilly, and am glad that I ate breakfast, but still keep fantasising about a dish that I ate at an enkai on Friday. Crunchy fish eggs. Not cod, maybe dried salmon roe, sliced in lumps, dyed bright green, and flavoured with wasabi. Mmmmm. I ate the whole thing thinking it was just tasty cucumber, but that’s neither here nor there.

In this room there is not a single mixed-gender desk. Wait! 間違った, there are two. One, with two nondescript male teachers and the school nurse (but let’s face it, she’s seen it all before) and, nearby, two female teachers sitting with an effeminate male teacher, who the other teachers won’t play with because he’s a fan of hugging. Constant hugging. Never bloody hugs me though! I should get in there, definitely not enough hugs in my Japanese life.

10:25

League table time. A sore point. It transpires that we are now behind Hofu, Fuzoku, and Iwate.

Hang on, IwatA. IwatE was one of the places hit by the tsunami.

They’ve turned the heating on! It’s having more effect that an chemical cosh! I wonder if this is how MPs feel during the budget? They’re on more comfortable seats though, squishy leather benches, though I don’t envy whoever has to be squeezed next to Ed Balls and his massive bum.

10:30

Unlike the rest of world, my school is shutting the stable door BEFORE the horse has bolted and saying that Chuggakou students shouldn’t be on Facebook during I.T. lessons, so they’re going to block it. Only 15 kids in the whole school even know what Facebook is! Although I'm sure that that number is going to rise exponentially very soon. They’re still introducing the teachers to the concept. The school has a page, and even the Head’s on now… jeez, I’d better check I’m not friends with him.

10:35

Yeah, definitely must check that.

10:37

At this point, I slipped into oblivion and started drawing cockatoos on my jotter. My godmother used to have one. So sleepy…


The meeting ended at 11.30. Here endeth the reading.